So call me a horrible human being, but I just got news that made my day and ruined his simultaneously. Previously mentioned long-term love, lets call him R, found out that because of an issue with his hearing he may not be eligible to enlist. Yes, it's his dream and he was super excited and all of that but I couldn't be happier at the thought of him not going anywhere. Being with him makes my heart happy and if that means him not running away to San Antonio then so be it.

This is made especially awesome accompanying the fact that I no longer have to hit him with my car to make him stay.
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Just realized I sound like the crazy chick from Misery.
I'm going to go now.

- A